Goodbye to 2015!

I’m always sorry when the year comes to an end. It means there’s one fewer to go, at least, for me and you, if not for the unborn and the dead. When I was eight and calculated that I would be 42 at the end of the century (let’s not quibble about how the new century actually started in 2001), that seemed unimaginably ancient. The last century ended sixteen years ago, though it still seems like yesterday. (The painful memory of the Queen and Tony Blair linking arms and singing Auld Lang Syne in that pointless white elephant, the Millennium Dome, is still horribly raw. )

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When the next century comes I will be unimaginably ancient by anyone’s standards (142), but who knows, with good progress in geriatric medicine and cosmetics, perhaps I’ll make it.

I’m a determined optimist, so I won’t dwell on the terrible things that happened in 2015. We all know what they are. Rather, I’ll list some of the best things that happened (the order below is insignificant):

  • An accord on reducing carbon emissions was reached in Paris by nearly 150 nations. Perhaps there’s now a chance that humanity might survive the threat of global warming.

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  • Angela Merkel did the RIGHT THING and welcomed nearly a million refugees into Germany.

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  • Same-sex marriage was legalised in the USA after the Supreme Court rejected the Defence of Marriage Act as unconstitutional. In Ireland, and for the first time anywhere by referendum, a majority voted in favour of gay marriage.

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  • The best-yet photographs of Pluto were taken as a NASA’s New Horizons probe sped by.

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  • England won the Ashes.

ashes

  • Extreme poverty (as defined by the United Nations) fell for the first time below 10% of the world’s population

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  • The African Ebola epidemic was defeated, albeit after massive loss of life, and anti-viral remedies were rapidly developed and seemed to work.

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  • Myanmar moved a step closer towards democracy.

myanmar

  • Cuba moved a step closer towards rapprochement with the USA. (I include this rather reluctantly since Cuba will soon be just like everywhere else and very like the USA. But who are we to deny the Cubans this privilege?)

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  • Africa, for the first time, went a year without a new case of Polio (I took this from Bill Gates’ list).

polio

  • Russian Athletics got booted out of world competition

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  • Sepp Blatter was banned from involvement in football.

blatter

  • ‘You ain’t no Muslim, bruv.’ The vast majority of Muslims denounced violence committed in their name.

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  • At Marks & Spencer’s Wenceslas Square flagship store in Prague the food section got bigger and better.

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  • A rocket sent a satellite into space and returned safely and vertically to earth.

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  • Hillary Clinton announced her candidature for the Presidency of the United States.

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These are all great examples of scientific ingenuity, political principle,  international cooperation, courage, determination against corruption and violence, progress towards equality, sporting splendour and gastronomic possibility.

Any dissent?

I shall be celebrating the New Year with Petru, Zdenek, Cedric, Remi, Tom, Revaz, Flavia, two roast chickens and an apple tart. Have a good party!

 

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4 thoughts on “Goodbye to 2015!

  1. Global Warming – I simply laugh at them, those globalists, enjoying each other’s company while musing on ‘binding global legislature’. What creeps!

    Merkel – she set the right tone. However, Germany, a huge industrial power, needs cheap labour. I suspect those considerations played a part in Germany’s attitude.

    Same-sex marriage – I don’t recognise it. The letter of the law is one thing, the truth another. Am very interested in having a discussion about it however, Adam! Time will tell.

    Pluto – very nice pictures. But what about the fly-by of Enceladus, one of Saturn’s moons? More intriguing scientifically.

    England won the Ashes – have never understood sport, but must have been enjoyable to watch.

    Poverty – the poorest are still just as poor. No cause for celebration, and am distrustful of the United Nations.

    Ebola – no cause for celebration, certainly not yet. United Nations proved its uselessness in this case.

    Myanmar – let’s hope it continues in the same direction and doesn’t disintegrate. There’s a chance.

    Cuba – not a bad development. Still merely a cynical move on the part of the USA in response to possible intensification of ties with Moscow.
    Cuba must change, but if it truly becomes like the USA, Cubans will hate it once the honeymoon is over. One to watch.

    Polio – Not sure I believe it, and what about the horrible new diseases that spring up all the time? No cause to celebrate, let’s not turn Bill Gates into a clay god.

    Russian Athletics – Obviously a political decision. Messy country, but great athletes (and musicians etc.). Let’s not punish those who don’t cheat.

    Blatter – watch out for the next one. Prince who?! But let Russia have the world cup, they have the space and the means, and no wrongdoing has been proven.

    Muslims – welcome statements. But are all religions really equal? Those who say so are generally those who believe them to be all equally goofy. Why, then, is it so important to defend Muslims as a single, distinct group?

    Chicken – vain, transient pleasures.

    Rocket – great engineering achievement like the space shuttle was, but does not advance space exploration.

    Hillary – what a horrible, deceitful person she is… the true face of liberalism.
    Let me guess, you probably also admire Christine Lagarde then? Eeeek.

    Happy new year 🙂

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